The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
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This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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