I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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