to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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