she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
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Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
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I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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