you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
These 19 People Had Awkward Celebrity Sex Dreams
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
These 27 People Had No Idea What They Were Doing When It Came To Sex
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up