I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
They are going to name an STD after you.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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