**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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