he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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