don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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