Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..