Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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