I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
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There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
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It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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