Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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