3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
