I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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