i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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