So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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