**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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