I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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