Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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