just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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