this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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