He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
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