just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
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