I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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