I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
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Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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