If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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