Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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