i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
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no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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