i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Randomize
