Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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