He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
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she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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