yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
You smell like stripper and shame
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize
