come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
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I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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