oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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