im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
drinking out of a sandbucket again
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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