Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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