So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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