Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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