I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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