We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
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Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
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Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
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Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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