Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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