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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Dude i fell asleep inside of her

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  thats awesome

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.

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• (818): View more from California

  Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest

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• (714): View more from California

  Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress

  (443): View more from Maryland

  This is what my life has come to

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode

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• (904): View more from Florida

  The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.

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