perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.