love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?