Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?