need another drink. this is the easiest way
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
please come you make the beer taste better
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i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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