I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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