Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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