So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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