So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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