i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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