it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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