He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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