In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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