drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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