he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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