I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
This girl is more easily done than said...
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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