So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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