so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
