i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
The air taste purple.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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